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The Original Kirk Hasenmueller Instant Adventure (continued)

Sedaka beats your face in, but you have the satisfaction of knowing that the next time he plays his piano he will blow himself up into 3,251 pieces.

11) This room, lit by torches surrounding the walls, has 8 majestic pillars holding up a brightly painted ceiling ("Your brightly painted ceiling or your life!") In the center of the room on an elevated platform surrounded by worshippers sits a fire-red, 4-door, automatic transmission 1972 Volvo GT Wagon! The worshippers run away and are never heard from again. Do you: