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The Original Kirk Hasenmueller Instant Adventure (continued)

The rather large giant whose chest you have just opened gets angry and beats you up (lose 5 hit points). He wasn't expecting open heart surgery.

3) Upon entering this room, you are attacked by an enraged General Electric toaster oven. You have enough time to do one thing before it fries your face into a cinnamon roll. Do you