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The Original Kirk Hasenmueller Instant Adventure (continued)

The hay tastes terrible, but you have a good time anyway.

5) Upon entering this room, you find that it is filled with thick smoke, which makes you sneeze and buy a farm in southwestern Kentucky. You see through the haze a large stone giant watching TV, smoking a cigar, and drinking Michelob. Do you: