The Original Kirk Hasenmueller Instant Adventure (continued)

You are a gentleman and a scholar!

5) Upon entering this room, you find that it is filled with thick smoke, which makes you sneeze and buy a farm in southwestern Kentucky. You see through the haze a large stone giant watching TV, smoking a cigar, and drinking Michelob. Do you:

• a) Tell him that TV is no good for him, turn it off, and send him to his room?
• b) Walk up and blow your nose on his pant leg?
• c) Sneak up behind him and drink his Michelob while he's not looking?