The Original Kirk Hasenmueller Instant Adventure (continued)

This is Vitamin E. You gain back 3 hit points and are quite fertile for about a week.

7) This room has been charred by some great fire. In the center of the floor you find the charred remains of a cantaloupe. Do you:

• a) Eat it?
• b) Take it home and show your mother?
• c) Shove it down your pants?