The Original Kirk Hasenmueller Instant Adventure (continued)

The D-R-A-G-O-N is now a D-R-A-G-U-N, and the dragun steps on your F-A-Y-C-E. Lose 5 hit points.

10) As soon as you enter this room, you are attacked by Neil Sedaka. You deftly duck under a baby grand piano thrown at you and as you get up, he begins to sing (oh no!). Do you:

• a) Summon James Caan?
• b) Create Explosive Runes on his piano?
• c) Cut out his tonsils with your short sword?